I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
As shirtless as possible
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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