Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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