i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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