Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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