Can i not drive my cunt home
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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