we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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