i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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