how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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