Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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