Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
is it fun? or sober?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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