Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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