Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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