I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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