Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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