I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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