What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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