Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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