Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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