He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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