Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
