A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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