So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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