Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Im just a social blackout drinker.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.