I accidentally burped into my bong.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He passed out mid-signature
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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