ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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