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there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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