Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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