how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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