Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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