it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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