He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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