your thong is hanging out like whoa
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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