My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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