Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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