Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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