therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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