sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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