My hand turned me down
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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