I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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