Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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