How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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