if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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