whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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