Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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