I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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