Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
