Already got asked if we're dating
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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