the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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