every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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