Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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