i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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