sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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