this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She said her name was "party"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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