I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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