You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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