What a fucking waste of an outfit
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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