I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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