16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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