Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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